Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Forever fucking reblog.<3 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME UP ON MY DASH FOR THE LONGEST TIME EVER. <3 YES YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE WHEN I SEE THIS ON MY DASH. FOREVER REBLOG This makes my day!! LOLOLOLOL Sjfkrifjtjdjsjdjd succes !! Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
I just wanna cry and be sad.
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
me: what is this lovely blog
me: such exquisite posts, such a holy theme
me: all of my feels in one blog
me: such high class posts such quality
me: I must follow
me: wait where is the follow button
me: woops I'm on my blog again
sarahhm: I am so blissfully happy. Thank you lord for blessing me with a beautiful life filled with beautiful people.
Tonight I’ll wallow in my self-pity. And Friday I’ll get drunk and kiss the boy I want to kiss.
Oh, and it just REALLY bothers me that I am so much older than him.
Just got done talking with my roommate about ANITC and all the stories we had when I decided to bring up the story of which guy I was trying to get at all weekend. This guy is a year and a half younger than me and is still in high school. I’ve known him for like 2 months now because he’s my roommates best friends brother. We hooked up a few weeks ago (no sex) and it made our friendship...
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
tumblr: just kidding theres one and it's yours
What makes me angry is that the ONLY reason I texted you was to get some and you took it as me wanting to date and make things serious. What. The. Fuck. I just wanted sex for god sake. You’re moving across the country in 3 weeks. What makes you think I’d want more? You’ve fucked me over plenty of times to know we will never date. And I’m okay with that. What I’m not...