- Daniel: Nah, man.
- Daniel: Let me explain something to you.
- Daniel: Men are the masters of handjobs.
- Daniel: No woman will ever be as efficient or pleasuring at giving a handjob as the average male.
- Daniel: You may say "Oh, well I've given 5,000 handjobs before."
- Daniel: This is meaningless to me.
- Daniel: I call that summer at age 14.
- me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing